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A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:

Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?閳?br> 閳ユ伐f course my child, What can I do for you?閳?br> Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?閳?br>

Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie.閳?br>

You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions閳? and she gave him the 閳ユair remover閳?

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, 閳ユ窋ather, do you have anything to Declare?閳?br>

From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son閳? he replied.

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, And from

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Not as good as the other one.

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i didnt all come out dude theres no punchline

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what da hell is dis, its probably a -100 in my books

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It is a good one!

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i didn't think you finished it, i was left hanging, did not get the punch line

OK, you put the rest in, that was a good one, since the priest aren't suppose to use their equipment under their sash.

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Great, I heard it before.

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that was a f***** up joke what the hell was that?

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6 out of 10