hair remover: Rate this mildly amusing joke?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.

She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:

"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?"

"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"

"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair

remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have

really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they

will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under

your cassock?"

"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not

lie."

"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask

you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented

himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to

declare?"

"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my

son",he replied.

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the

sash down, what do you have?"

The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument

designed for use by women, but which has never been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father.

Next!"